Mr. Economics says: Single mothers are damaged goods!

Today’s lesson is going to take a look at the social failures known as single mothers. This is more informative for the guys, but the ladies can take notes if they wish. Now not all single mothers are whiny libs who suck up welfare and burden our strained public programs. Some are legitimately single for example; a wife who lost her husband in the Iraq war, or a woman who was raped by some illegal immigrant, etc. This lesson will focus on the single mothers who are truly damaged goods, such as gang-bangin’ wigger hoes who want to fuck as many men as they can in their failure of a life. Or the sociopathic prostitutes or even mentally ill broads who want to have as many babies as they can with as many different men so they can sit on their fat lib asses and collect child support payments from 60 different men their whole worthless lives. These are the women you guys need to avoid like the plague and run the other direction when you see them.

Most of these whiny mom’s have some kind of story behind why their single, have 3 kids who in turn have 3 different dads. They’re usually all along the same lines like, “He just didn’t respect me,” or, “He was abusive,” or some other twisted bullshit. Don’t fall for this guys, as they are trying to set up a trap based on emotional guilt. Once they ensnare you in their web of lies you will be doomed for the next 18 years of your life. You do not want this to happen as it will be the end of your personal financial wellbeing. Also guys you don’t want to be tied to bitches like these for the rest of your lives.

Now it’s no secret that most of these women are a drain on government social programs, the healthcare industry, and any other form of aid they can wrap their greedy fingers around. They don’t want to work one day in their lives (unless it’s on their backs) and would rather sit in a 9,000 sq. ft. house using their 12 kids as their personal ATM machines to finance their bloated and diseased life style. Being a single mother means instant access to welfare, wic, food stamps, and a host of other public programs, and combining those benefits with the child support you’d be paying means their children are little more than ATM machines to them. They pawn their kids off on anyone and everyone who would be willing to take them so they can go party, have anonymous sex with strangers and hopefully start the cycle all over again. Now if us guys were to band together we could bring this kind of deranged activity to a screeching halt.

Most single moms will tell you that you have to accept their children if you want to be with them. This is another mind game as they are only seeing if you care enough about them to put up with endless child support payments / garnishments for the next 18 years of your life. They will whine and cry and tell you every sob story in the book, but in the end they are the same pieces of social shit as illegal immigrants, murderers, drug dealers, etc. and should be treated as such. They will destroy whatever kind of plan you have for your personal finance, and you will never be able to retire and if you do, it will be in a slum, not some tropical paradise you’d imagined. If you fall for one of these slack-jawed cum dumpster’s skanky tricks you’ll end up regretting it and ultimately eating cat food throughout your “golden” years. Do not let this happen to you.

If you get with a girl you really, really like, and find out she’s a single mom for one of the above bullshit reasons, or variation of said reason, you should dump them as fast as you can and walk away with one hand making sure your zipper is still up. Besides there are plenty of “fish in the sea” so you will find the girl who is right for you and not a parent yet. These self-destroying women are a plague to society and the economy. They have single handedly caused this entire economic recession by buying up 9,000 sq. ft. homes they couldn’t afford and defaulting on their mortgages because their fixed incomes couldn’t keep pace with inflation. A lot of them are desperate and will try anything to find another sucker to knock them up so they can get a boost to their welfare / child support. For the sake of sound personal financial success you should just look elsewhere for a woman who is not damaged goods, and attempt at creating a life with her, unless you want the mother of your child to think of him/her as an ATM machine.

Sincerely,

Mr. Economics

Mr. Economics says: Obama's Stimulus Plan Will Fail!!!

Okay so we’ve been hearing a lot about the $825+ billion dollar “stimulus” package that is working its way through congress aimed at combating the country's biggest economic crisis since the Second World War. This “stimulus” idea is being backed by the illegitimate, Kenyan born, fascist, Barack Hussein Obama and his administration of tax-cheats, corporate criminals, and super-liberal fascists. Today’s lesson will dissect his “stimulus” plan and attempt to come up with something that might actually benefit the economy. First lets take a close look at comrade Obama’s plan:

Obama’s “stimulus” package

This package aims at $550 billion in spending on new “projects” and another $275 billion in tax cuts. The first draft of the “plan” can be found here:

http://appropriations.house.gov/pdf/PressSummary01-15-09.pdf

Taking a closer look at the bulk of comrade Obama’s fascist spending plan we will see that he has set up a massive amount of needless spending agenda’s, and a tiny miniscule amount ($13.51 billion) will be spent to “attack the housing crisis” which is supposedly the catalyst that put us in the economic situation we’re in now. So I wonder how the government continuing down the same path of fiscally suicidal spending is supposed to “revive the economy.” How this is going to solve our current economic problems is unknown to me, but perhaps some liberal, bumper sticker rhetoric spewing, mongoloid will tell me in one of his hate e-mails.

Now an economic stimulus works in contrast to a monetary stimulus. Monetary stimulus is the encouragement or discouragement of lending by the Federal Reserve setting interest rates. Right now the Fed’s rates are basically at 0%, and it cannot lower them any further. So now we move to comrade Obama’s “stimulus” package as another tool in the box to “fix” the economy. Economic stimulus is another means by which a government can seek to boost its economy by increasing its GDP. This does not necessarily mean trying to increase jobs, and simultaneously trying to bankrupt a nation by reckless spending.

Now I disagree with the massive amounts of needless tax cuts. I’m not saying I agree with new taxes like most libs. In fact taxes are usually the death of the middle class which happens to be the driving force of a consumer driven economy, and I’m opposed to them for the sake of sound fiscal policy. However in our current economic situation our government will have to raise taxes if they are to get their budget deficit under control. It’s a shame comrade Obama and his dimwit supporters don’t realize that this “stimulus” is a massive economic train wreck waiting to happen, and the same economic crisis they’re trying to advert will only get worse because of massive government expenditures. In many ways it seems as if there will be a massive amount of capital injected into poorly ran corporations that will only lead to overexpansion and rapid inflation the likes of which have not been seen since the first Great Depression.

Now most people with an education (no CNN is NOT an education) will see this for the massive pork barrel project it is, chalked full of ear-marks that will put further unnecessary strain on you, me, your work, and our countries already stretched-thin budget. This failed attempt at doing anything to solve the core problem (housing crisis from which all other economic problems are stemming from) will burden all of us and future generations with reckless long-term budgetary obligations.

This will cause a rapid expansion of the US budget deficit and will force the government to borrow from other countries (again), which would only serve to weaken our geopolitical and economic power, and increase the risk of the US defaulting on its international debt, thus sparking a true financial catastrophe.

It is my personal belief that this is the true agenda of the limp-dick, child molesting, illegitimate, Kenyan born, fascist, mongoloid fuehrer Obama. In all reality this Keynesian stimulus plan will be wasted on paying for the government officials to disburse the bailout, corporate corruption, and incredible inefficiencies. In reality comrade Obama’s plan will likely create and sustain higher levels of unemployment and foreclosure than right now, just like FDR's New Deal did. (Sorry Obama-heads but this guy is a fucking idiot, and so are you if you are going along with this reckless and irresponsible spending spree in a time of unprecedented national debt). I know some of you naïve Obama supporting social rejects are saying “BUT WHAT IF IT DOES WORK YOU IDIOT!!!!” Well it will only mean the next economic downturn will be impossible to contain, and will prove disastrous to everyone.

A working “stimulus” plan

Plan 1: Cut needless government spending and lower taxes on all demographics. When things return to normal raise taxes back to their current levels, but raise them on the libs since they love taxes so much anyway.

Plan 2: Abolish the communist Federal Reserve Bank of New York. Repeal the 16th amendment and abolish income taxes as well. (This would be in accordance with the rulings of the supreme court).

Plan 3: Close the majority of our military bases throughout the world; specifically in non-strategic locations. Carpet bomb the entire middle east (no nukes so we can pillage their natural resources) and install “colonies” there to take control of whatever resources we can exploit and sell to the rest of the world for profit.
Well that’s it for today’s lesson everyone.

Now if you don’t mind, it’s about time for me to buy more short positions on financial stocks. I might have to invest in copper too since comrade Obama wants to lay something like 3,000 miles of new wiring for our “updated” energy grid. Have a nice day everyone!


Sincerely,


Mr. Economics

Mr. Economics says: Fire the Obama supporters first!

It’s no secret that these are tough economic times, and businesses large and small are making cutbacks in every way they can. From drastic price reductions to massive lay-offs. Today’s economic lesson is how to save money and boost productivity by firing those lazy, worthless, self-absorbed, egotistical, righteous, arrogant, block-headed Obama supporters. If you own your own business or franchise then it makes perfect fiscal sense to rid your company of its “Obamaites” and would simultaneously boost production, thus maximizing revenue and profits. And let’s face it… with Obama’s communist tax plan; every business needs a boost on their bottom lines. The single best way to achieve this is to fire the Obama heads. Let’s face facts shall we…. As a business owner you know that the misguided Obama supporters are the laziest of your workforce. They also probably whine and complain the most, and take the most sick time. They are also probably the most underachieving segment of your employee base. Most of them will likely spend their entire paychecks on tranny prostitutes thus contracting aids and putting an even further drain on our already strained health care system. Cutting them out of the picture can only help your business survive, and even thrive during this bear market. Now I know that I’m going to be blasted by the left-wing libs on this forum, as can be expected from a bunch of panty-wearing men who work min. wage and still think your business owes them everything while they do nothing… and complain about it! After firing these worthless drains on the economy we should deport them to China to work in a sweat shop 7 days a week for less than $.20 a day. Then the whiny libs will actually have a leg to stand on. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not that I’m immoral, or have no heart. Normally I would have a hard time firing people knowing they depend on their job for their livelihood. But these worthless libs collect welfare, food stamps, state med, and every other government program they can get their greasy hands on. So in this case I would feel no guilt at all by severing these cancerous additions to the workforce. I hope this economic lesson will help many of business stay afloat, and even bring in record-breaking revenue by firing the lazy libs.

Sincerely,

Mr. Economics.