It’s no secret that these are tough economic times, and businesses large and small are making cutbacks in every way they can. From drastic price reductions to massive lay-offs. Today’s economic lesson is how to save money and boost productivity by firing those lazy, worthless, self-absorbed, egotistical, righteous, arrogant, block-headed Obama supporters. If you own your own business or franchise then it makes perfect fiscal sense to rid your company of its “Obamaites” and would simultaneously boost production, thus maximizing revenue and profits. And let’s face it… with Obama’s communist tax plan; every business needs a boost on their bottom lines. The single best way to achieve this is to fire the Obama heads. Let’s face facts shall we…. As a business owner you know that the misguided Obama supporters are the laziest of your workforce. They also probably whine and complain the most, and take the most sick time. They are also probably the most underachieving segment of your employee base. Most of them will likely spend their entire paychecks on tranny prostitutes thus contracting aids and putting an even further drain on our already strained health care system. Cutting them out of the picture can only help your business survive, and even thrive during this bear market. Now I know that I’m going to be blasted by the left-wing libs on this forum, as can be expected from a bunch of panty-wearing men who work min. wage and still think your business owes them everything while they do nothing… and complain about it! After firing these worthless drains on the economy we should deport them to China to work in a sweat shop 7 days a week for less than $.20 a day. Then the whiny libs will actually have a leg to stand on. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not that I’m immoral, or have no heart. Normally I would have a hard time firing people knowing they depend on their job for their livelihood. But these worthless libs collect welfare, food stamps, state med, and every other government program they can get their greasy hands on. So in this case I would feel no guilt at all by severing these cancerous additions to the workforce. I hope this economic lesson will help many of business stay afloat, and even bring in record-breaking revenue by firing the lazy libs.
Sincerely,
Mr. Economics.
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